February 2012
If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the...
Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
Government: You don't have to use it.
Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.
Government: Take them to church.
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All the best things happen by accident.
For example, me.
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"Lemme grab yo boobs so I know it's real"
You do that, fool. While I go on a quest for a...
lil-redvelvet replied to your post: In your dreams maybe lmao
Cunt. But Im still dying mine hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
In your dreams maybe lmao
lil-redvelvet replied to your post: Nah, I’ve been noticing girls like that for a while. But you’re not making the situation any better though. Asshole
Lol. I’ve been wanting to dye my hair so fucking red since I was like 11 but my dad always swore I was going into a cult. BUT NOW I SHALL FINALLY DYES THIS SHIT SOME MORE AND YOU WILL FALL IN LOVE WITH ME LMFAO.
I be dat funneh mo'fucka. lololol no
nukenukem replied to your post: I’m in a point in my life in which I’m attracted to females who resemble Ariel from The Little Mermaid.
“minus the fins…” I don’t know why I laughed really hard at that.
Nah, I've been noticing girls like that for a...
lil-redvelvet replied to your post: I’m in a point in my life in which I’m attracted to females who resemble Ariel from The Little Mermaid.
It’s thanks to moi ;D Yew wants dis ayass.
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I'm in a point in my life in which I'm attracted...
Minus the fins…
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On a lighter note,
I really like mozzarella.
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Moral of all the bullshit I go through:
Don’t fucking hit me up for a favor, especially out of nowhere, if you’re going to be nowhere in sight when I need your help one day.
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My rant of as to why I'm pissed off.
I realize how I have bitchass friends. First off, and I just made the connection today, my friend who dropped off the earth for like months (which I actually made a few rants about because I was in fact worried as to what happened to her), she finally decided to contact me like a few weeks ago. My dumb self didn’t realize why. Not because she cared about my existence, but because she wanted...
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lolihateeveryone
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If I actually used my brain...
I have a crapload of followers on my other blog… I could’ve possibly gathered a few LGBT people from there to do the photo shoot…
dammit.
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legitimatepolarbear replied to your post: I need some new fucking friends that don’t take…
I’ll be your friend brotha.
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I need some new fucking friends that don’t take like 9 hours to respond to shit
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Teacher : What comes after 69?
Student : Mouthwash
Teacher : Get out
idliketobuyallyourchocolate:
did it hurt when you fell from heaven because have sex with me
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I've had many trials and tribulations in my life.
Among the hardest is attempting to gather a whole bunch of gay people to go somewhere and to actually go to said place ON TIME.
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Technological Irony
It’s funny how with all these advanced phones, especially the iphone, people really want those cases that make their cellular devices resemble those ancient phones from back in the day. I don’t know, I just find it ironic how even with new and improved phones, people want to make them seem sort of old school I guess.
